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hey guess what? yeah you guessed it. i'm now working 12 hours on 12 hours off for the next 34 days straight. wainwright has been so good to me.

and in other news every one but two of the people i work with is of the quebec variety. the guy who works for me is really quebec, as in he has no idea what i say. good times.

april 10th i fly to wainwright, ab. i will return to vancouver, bc on october 7th. sometimes i will visit vancouver, bc for short periods of time.

any questions?

due to my not sleepingness and boredness and world of warcraft server maintenanceness i was reading my old blogs. i had a eureka and realised how randomly funny i was. real life got in the way. this weekend i rediscovered fun life:

i peed in the street
i ate lots of sushi
i saw three of my favourite people
i stacked rocks at english bay
i met new people
i donated 17 cents to charity
i flirted wildly
i never paid cover
i touched a stick bug
i yelled for shaner outside his apartment
i danced
i got shot in the throat
i drank tree flavoured liquor
i had a really great baguette
i had my privates called 'a large'
i got three bruises
i drank wine with my buddy
i wandered randomly with a friend
i turned a year older
i touched a new pair of boobs
i saw a snake eat two mice
i walked along the beach
i almost got in a fight
i had fun for three days straight

i loved it

it was forgotten

man i feel like junk. i've got a belly sickness and my two remaining wisdom teeth hurt. i wonder if combining different types of medicine makes them more efficient. i bet it probably makes gold or something, that's why they don't want us combining medicine.

bastards.

you just know it's probably the same deal like when you combine red bull and jagermeister, except, of course, that makes liquid candy, which is just as good as gold if you're a fat kid.

my tummy hurts bad.

i fell asleep on the bus this morning. i was right proper out of it. it was the first time i've done this in a while and i'm just glad i was not raped. anyways, luckily for me i get off where there is this tight corner that the driver usually takes to fast thus making sleeping people (i.e. me) and the elderly slide off the slick bus seats. a rather effective waking method.

the skytrain was extra packed with people today due mechanical errors. i told a guy to fuck off and have some respect when he pushed me and the girl leaning against me to try and squish on the train, the trains are 2 minutes apart btw, people are disgustingly impatient. he decided to take the next train, out of fear of my intense manly voice i assume.

later in the day i went to ubc for some cheap lunch. the girl at the ubc asian food court place recognized me from the times i've been there before in uniform. she gave me a extra big plate of combo three w/ noodles. this is awesome as i now have a cute ubc food court girl who gives me a peachy deal. never again will i go hungry at 4pm.

i took 4 coffee breaks today.

things i learned in quebec:

• in rural quebec it's impossible to order food in a restaurant if the only french word you know is tabernac
• a depanneur sells cheep beer
• the rest of canada is cold in february
• montreal is a beautiful city
• churches are the biggest buildings in rural quebec towns
• my theory that franco women have larger bottoms the anglo women is true
• farnham is an unfortunate place
  
• in quebec they still use canadian money
• franco montreal girls are like vancouver girls but with cute accents and larger bottoms
  
• anglo montreal girls are like vancouver girls but with bigger sunglasses
• the queec po-po wears green and brown uniforms
• again, beer is really cheep in quebec
• montreal would be an awesome place to visit, in the summer
  

now for the photo blog. it is shite due to my being busy all weekend and my real camera being dead. sorry.


quebec tim hortons


farnham is rather unfortunate


montreal bar, 2pm, no guinness


sweet mullet, his wife had mexico braids


this is the earth after a nuclear war

so i'm going to quebec for some professional development. it is going to be awesome, or so i've been told. i leave early friday morning. when i return a picture blog will appear. it's kind of like magic, the good kind of magic.

i'm muddy, my pants are covered in cherries in heavy syrup, and my shower is currently malfunctioning. a beer is in order. the weather woman on tv has purple hair.